I write a lot. But the satisfaction of writing is dulled if no one ever reads it. To say that there are some writings that I take more pride in than others is like a parent choosing their favorite child, but seeing as how I technically have thousands of children, it was inevitably going to happen.

Not Sports:

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:


Points in Case:

Robot Butt:

Cobalt Review:

The Writer Magazine

  • March 2019 Issue: “Selling Your Words”



Pain in the Arsenal 

Outside of the Boot

These Football Times

Interview Pieces: